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You're wearing the setup, and you get to deliver whatever landing you want, live, to a total stranger's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that has actual weight when you pick it up. Not tissue paper cosplaying as a shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for literally everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. We're not trying to reinvent anything here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e directly into the fabric so the graphic doesn't crack, peel, or slowly give up on life after a few washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your uniform — the red stamp pops on both.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnreasonably well, actually.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Now Hiring Tee is one of those rare shirts where the person wearing it gets to decide what it means. That takes the pressure off you entirely. Works for the friend who's single. Works for the friend who just quit their job. Works for the friend who simply likes watching people try to figure them out. Low commitment from you, maximum entertainment for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Now Hiring Tee mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever the wearer wants it to mean. The shirt has a red, distressed \"NOW HIRING\" rubber stamp with no job title, no company, no context. The joke is yours to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Now Hiring Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed directly into the fabric. 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