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He does not care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take a beating (unlike the wearer's reputation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed so the color outlasts your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. Front is blank. Plausible deniability from the front.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who would wear the Nutted In Her Eyes So She Can See How Far I Came tee in public, you don't need us to tell you it's the right call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, White Elephant, \"I saw this and thought of you\" energy. The back print means they'll be a walking punchline at every barbecue and bar they probably shouldn't have worn it to. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"NUTTED IN HER EYES SO SHE CAN SEE HOW FAR I CAME\" in block capitals across the upper back. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a front print or back print?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print only. The design sits across the upper back. The front has nothing on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the text stays sharp through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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