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The friend everyone else has to apologize for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a screen-printed napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (a V-neck would somehow make this worse)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks the ink into the fabric, so the text outlasts your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. This is the gift for the friend who has no shame and no filter. It lands at bachelor parties, birthdays, and any event where the bar for taste was already underground. Hand it over and sit back. You're not responsible for where they wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape. Ignore them and that's on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds ink into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling. The joke outlasts your reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that depends on how much you enjoy watching people read. We sell it, we don't chaperone it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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