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It's less a fashion choice and more a public service announcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive your lifestyle choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (we don't gatekeep)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you've already made enough questionable decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for lasting color (the design won't quit even if you do)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. For the friend who has already made peace with being the family disappointment, this is basically a trophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. That instant recognition is the whole point. If you have to wonder whether they'd wear it, they're not the right person. But you already know exactly who this is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink to the fabric, so the design holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Everyone deserves to announce their questionable origins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this available in both black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Pick whichever matches your level of optimism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can. 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