{"product_id":"only-my-couch-pulls-out-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Only My Couch Pulls Out Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Only My Couch Pulls Out tee from Unethical Threads puts bold text across your back and nothing on the front. It's a shirt about furniture, sort of. You know what it means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy is the design on the back?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the whole point is plausible deniability. You're just some guy in a plain tee until you turn around, and by then they've already read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back placement turns every exit into a bit. You deliver the news over your shoulder, keep walking, and never once have to see the face they make. Front-facing you're innocent. Rear-facing you've made an announcement about your relationship with pulling out (the furniture kind, obviously).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't go sheer (matters when your back is doing the heavy lifting)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck with a completely blank front\u003c\/strong\u003e and full back print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e so your commitment to this joke doesn't shrink even if your dignity does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for someone who already has kids and has never been subtle about how that happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day, diaper parties, birthday for the friend who overshares at every cookout. This is that shirt. Just make sure the person you're giving it to actually gets the joke, because you do not want to be explaining sleeper sofas at Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Only My Couch Pulls Out\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt means exactly what you think it means. The couch is a metaphor. A very thin one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank so you look respectable head-on. The message lives on your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you want it loose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. The text stays bold and the fit holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around family?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. 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