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Job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, because flimsy fabric undercuts the authority of your credentials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, clean front, all business on the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds through every wash cycle this shirt will require\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The front is blank. If you want the text up front instead, that version exists too\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the funniest innuendo shirt you can hand someone and still get the biggest reaction in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis adult humor shirt was made for bachelor and bachelorette parties. Birthday gag gifts, white elephant exchanges, group trip uniforms. If you're the kind of person who gives rude funny t-shirts as presents, you already know who this is for. That person just popped into your head. Trust it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank. A front-print version of the same design is also available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed for lasting color. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does the shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That is the point. 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