{"product_id":"orgasm-donor-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Orgasm Donor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Orgasm Donor Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny offensive shirt for the person who treats generosity as a registered civic duty. Two words, no elaboration needed. Some people give blood; this person signed up for a different registry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe friend who already carries themselves like they're doing the world a favor. This is a party shirt for bachelor and bachelorette weekends, spring break, bar crawls, and festivals. It's also the rude funny t-shirt your most shameless friend wears unironically after receiving it as a gag gift. They committed. Respect it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton built for long-term public service\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because community outreach has no size limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed for color that doesn't quit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo words. Front print. Nothing else. The design knows what it's doing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gag gift for someone you know well enough to publicly roast. Bachelor parties, birthdays, the holidays for the friend who has everything except shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: they will wear it. Frequently. To places you invited them. The Orgasm Donor Tee isn't the kind of innuendo shirt that lives in a drawer. It becomes part of someone's identity. Once they realize how many laughs it gets, it's over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Orgasm Donor Tee run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an adult humor shirt with two words on a tee. Most people laugh. You're not buying this for the ones who don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct to garment) printing on heavyweight cotton. The text stays sharp and the color holds through repeated washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good bachelor party shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was practically made for one. Also works for bachelorette parties, bar crawls, festivals, and any event where subtlety left hours ago.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42637098025042,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42637098057810,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42637098090578,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42637098123346,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42637098156114,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42637098188882,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42637098221650,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42637098254418,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42637098287186,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42637098319954,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42637098352722,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42637098385490,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42637098418258,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42637098451026,"sku":"OrgasmDonorF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Orgasm_Donor_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787319331","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/orgasm-donor-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}