{"product_id":"p-is-for-projection-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"P Is For Projection Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe P Is For Projection Tee from Unethical Threads is part of the red-flag alphabet series, and it's exactly what it sounds like. An elegant couple dancing while one insists the other is \"just crazy.\" If you've ever been told you're the problem by the actual problem, this shirt already belongs to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who survived something and came out funnier. Therapy veterans, psych majors, and anyone who's had \"I'm not projecting, you're just crazy\" said to them with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also weirdly popular as a couples gift, which tells you everything about the kind of people who shop here. The red-flag alphabet series is for people who learned the vocabulary the hard way. Wearing it is cheaper than another session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't go see-through when things get heated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone and their emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Not everything in your life needs to be complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors outlast your situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. Unlike most coping mechanisms, this handles regular cycles just fine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. Dark humor about projection and gaslighting lands different when you're buying it for someone who gets the joke. It says \"I see you, I believe you, and also this is hilarious.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, therapy graduation (not a real thing but should be), or just a random Tuesday when your friend texts you another unhinged screenshot. Pair it with a bottle of wine and zero unsolicited advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the P Is For Projection Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMinimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the design stays crisp and vivid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly to people who project. So, probably someone you know.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42512997548114,"sku":"PIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42512997580882,"sku":"PIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42512997613650,"sku":"PIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42512997646418,"sku":"PIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42512997679186,"sku":"PIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42512997711954,"sku":"PIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42512997744722,"sku":"PIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/P_Is_For_Projection_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784401823","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/p-is-for-projection-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}