{"product_id":"pass-a-gay-blunt-because-the-bible-says-we-should-be-stoned-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Pass A Gay Blunt Because The Bible Says We Should Be Stoned Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pass A Gay Blunt Because The Bible Says We Should Be Stoned tee from Unethical Threads takes scripture's most aggressive suggestion and turns it into a Saturday night. The design lives on the back, so you can walk away from any conversation and still make your point. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've read Leviticus and decided the best response is laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStoners with opinions, allies with spines, and anyone whose extended family group chat would absolutely combust if they saw this shirt at the next reunion. If you've ever quoted scripture ironically at a dinner party, this was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors stay put instead of cracking off like a bad screen print from 2009\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Almost certainly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're wearing a shirt that uses Leviticus as rolling paper and throws queer pride into the mix, someone at Target is going to have opinions. But here's the thing: they were going to have opinions about you anyway. Might as well give them something specific.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up through repeated washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person well enough to know they'd laugh at it, absolutely. If there's any doubt, a gift card is the safer play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42760050245714,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42760050278482,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42760050311250,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42760050344018,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42760050376786,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42760050409554,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42760050442322,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42760050475090,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42760050507858,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42760050540626,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42760050573394,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42760050606162,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42760050638930,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42760050671698,"sku":"PassAGayBluntStonedB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Pass_A_Gay_Blunt_Because_The_Bible_Says_We_Should_Be_Stoned__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790427659","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/pass-a-gay-blunt-because-the-bible-says-we-should-be-stoned-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}