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Available in black or white so you can match your mood or your rolling papers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually survives the wash without turning into a tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because commitment looks good on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts your longest situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you know your audience, yes. This is the shirt for the friend who sends you unhinged memes at 2 AM and has opinions about both strains and scripture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot recommended for your deeply religious aunt. Unless she's the cool one. If you're unsure whether someone can handle it, you already know the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Holds up through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's the point. 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