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It's flat, it's final, and it doesn't invite a rebuttal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a workplace-issued tissue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because even misanthropes deserve a classic silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives your laundry habits (and your outlook on humanity)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for the person who has already mentally left every social gathering they've attended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has ever rated a human interaction one star in their head, this is the shirt. The review-widget design reads instantly. No setup, no explanation needed. Just a quiet, definitive verdict worn on the back. Pairs well with leaving early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design on this shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA five-star rating row with one star filled, above the words \"People: Absolute Nightmare, Would Not Recommend.\" It reads like a product review, except the product is the entire human race.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. 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