{"product_id":"people-absolute-nightmare-would-not-recommend-funny-t-shirt","title":"People Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recommend Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe People Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recommend Tee by Unethical Threads is a one-star review of the entire human species. Star bar, verdict, no further notes. You've met enough people to know the rating's generous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a one-star review of humanity?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetail workers, IT departments, and anyone who's ever sat through a meeting that should have been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't some edge-lord manifesto, it's for the quietly exhausted. The person who smiles at strangers and then sits in their car for ten minutes before going inside. The People Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recommend Tee just says what your face already does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (misanthropy has no size limit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. You're here to make a point, not a runway debut.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the design holds its color and won't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone who's left a one-star review of their own birthday party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know a person who texts \"people are the worst\" at least twice a week, this is their uniform. Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you want the recipient to know you truly understand them. They won't have to fake a smile for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the People Absolute Nightmare Would Not Recommend Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds its color and won't crack or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Solid, substantial, not going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. If your coworkers also think people are an absolute nightmare, you'll fit right in. 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