Pezbians Tee

The Pezbians Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like, and if you're already laughing, this one's for you. A heavyweight graphic tee for people whose sense of humor never got the memo about being appropriate.

Who actually wears this?

People who read the name, laughed, and immediately hit add to cart. The kind of person who names their fantasy football team something HR would flag.

If you have to think about whether the Pezbians Tee is "too much," it's probably not for you. And that's fine. More for us.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because funny comes in every size
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in, not peeling off after the third wash like a bad bumper sticker
• Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after laundry day (assuming you have one)

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift. This is the shirt that says "I know exactly who you are, and I respect it."

Perfect for birthdays, White Elephant, or just because you saw it and thought of someone specific. If they don't laugh, you need funnier friends.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Pezbians" mean?

If you know, you know. We don't explain the joke here.

What sizes does the Pezbians Tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so the colors hold up no matter how many times you wash it. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it can take the abuse.

Is shipping free?

Yes. Free shipping on every order. No minimum, no catch.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

We've got a return policy. Check the link at the bottom of the page for full details.