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Pair it with dead-serious eye contact and zero context for maximum effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL (yes, 4XL, because we're not gatekeeping comfort)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for when you want to look normal from the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the design survives your questionable laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, because the best reveals happen on the exit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, this is the only gift. You know exactly who in your life needs this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey're the one who already makes everyone at brunch uncomfortable and genuinely enjoys it. Wrap it, don't wrap it, they're wearing it to the next family dinner either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you like your tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. That's the whole bit. They read it as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It's a proper tee, not a see-through festival shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the design locked in. Wash it however you want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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