{"product_id":"pickleball-is-gay-funny-t-shirt","title":"Pickleball Is Gay Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pickleball Is Gay tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who watched their friend group get body-snatched by a sport played with a wiffle ball. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S-4XL. A three-word refusal to pick up a paddle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTennis players. People who already have a sport, thanks. Anyone whose group chat turned into a paddle-sport recruitment forum and needs a polite way to decline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the opt-out shirt. Your coworkers, your neighbors, your in-laws can wave their paddles around all they want. You're not joining. The Pickleball Is Gay tee says what you've been thinking so you don't have to say it again for the ninth time this month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't fall apart before the pickleball fad does (so, never, apparently)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e. Fits everyone from your rail-thin tennis buddy to your uncle who \"used to be athletic\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut. Timeless. Like tennis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually lasts. The joke isn't fading and neither is this print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick a side. Just not pickleball's.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Pickleball Players?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. That's sort of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone built their whole personality around a sport that sounds like a rejected Nickelodeon game show, they can handle a t-shirt. This is sports-rivalry energy, same as telling your buddy his fantasy team is trash. The oldest tradition in athletics is talking smack about the other guy's game, and pickleball has had it too easy for too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt making fun of gay people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's making fun of pickleball. \"Gay\" here is the schoolyard sports-dismissal, same energy as \"golf is boring\" but with more edge. The target is the sport, not any person or group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Pickleball Is Gay tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who hates pickleball?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the ideal gift for anyone who refuses to join the pickleball cult. Also works for the tennis player in your life who takes court hierarchy seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Both get the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight preshrunk cotton. 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