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The one everyone pretends to be embarrassed by but secretly loves having around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-store afterthought\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because legends come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. No nonsense.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that survive whatever questionable situations you end up in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design. Your entrance is forgettable. Your exit is not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you actually know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a safe pick from the office Secret Santa pile. It's the shirt you buy for your best friend because you know exactly how hard they'll laugh. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they're not your target audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe full text reads: Pinkeye Is Temporary But She'll Never Forget The Rim Reaper. It's printed large across the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt inappropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. That's the point. There's no literal profanity on it, but the joke lands exactly where you think it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Rim Reaper tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print is designed for lasting color. 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