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It's for people who'd rather be funny than polite, and who figured out a long time ago that those two things rarely overlap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a paper towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL (your body, your business)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because V-necks are for job interviews\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors hold up long after your dignity doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, which you'll appreciate given the places this shirt will end up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone well enough to give them this, you already know the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a legendary white elephant pick. It's the gift that makes the whole room stop and read it out loud. Just make sure the recipient can handle it, because nothing's more awkward than explaining a return when the reason is \"my mom saw it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Rim Reaper tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It's a real shirt, not a novelty napkin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color. Turn inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it's not going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to ask, probably not for your mother-in-law. For your degenerate best friend? 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