{"product_id":"pizza-slut-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Pizza Slut Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pizza Slut tee from Unethical Threads is two words printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. No graphic, no punchline, no apology. Just a flat confession for whoever's standing behind you in line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who eat pizza without restraint and want everyone behind them to know it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever eaten cold pizza for breakfast three days straight, argued about pineapple like it was a moral issue, or placed a solo delivery order at 2am without a shred of shame, this is less a shirt and more a uniform. The front is blank. The back says everything it needs to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles your pizza grease hands just fine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, available in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts longer than your willpower around a fresh pie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back. The front stays clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eAre there other flavors?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The Slut tee lineup at Unethical Threads covers most major food groups and several vices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Liquor Slut, and more are already in the store. Pick the one that matches your particular weakness, or collect a few. Nobody here is going to judge you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Pizza Slut shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTwo words on the back of the shirt in plain text. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly. That is the entire value proposition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a design on the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The front is blank. The confession lives on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I get this in other food groups?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Unethical Threads has a full lineup of Slut tees. Beer, hot dogs, iced coffee, liquor, and more. Pick your vice.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42734874198098,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42734874230866,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42734874263634,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42734874296402,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42734874329170,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42734874361938,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42734874394706,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42734874427474,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42734874460242,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42734874493010,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42734874525778,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42734874558546,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42734874591314,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42734874624082,"sku":"PizzaSlutB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Pizza_Slut__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1789470338","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/pizza-slut-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}