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It's documentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough to absorb judgment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for you and last night's pizza.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing fancy. The shirt does the talking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays put. Your commitment to pizza is permanent, and the print matches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your fighter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat if pizza isn't my only problem?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt probably isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnethical Threads makes a whole lineup of these: Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Liquor Slut, and more. Pick the one that matches your most defining weakness, or grab a few and let people know you're not a one-vice kind of person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Pizza Slut Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The print holds up through washes and the fabric keeps its weight over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. If two words on a t-shirt are enough to ruin someone's afternoon, that sounds like their situation to manage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who loves pizza?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf their whole personality is pizza, absolutely. 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