{"product_id":"plant-a-tree-cope-harder-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Plant A Tree Cope Harder Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Plant A Tree Cope Harder Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's been cornered at a barbecue by someone explaining why your burger is killing the planet. Heavyweight cotton, graphic tee, maximum dismissive energy. You care about the earth, you just don't care about their lecture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who recycle but draw the line at being guilt-tripped about it. People who've planted an actual tree and still got told they're not doing enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is less \"I hate the environment\" and more \"I hate your tone about the environment.\" Big difference. It reads exactly the way you'd say it at a cookout after someone side-eyes your plastic cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that could probably outlast the polar ice caps (too soon?)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because a V-neck would send mixed signals here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that don't quit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk so it fits the same after every wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If you know someone who sits through climate guilt trips with visible exhaustion on their face, this is basically a thank-you card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Earth Day (the irony writes itself), or just showing up to a party with something funnier than wine. People who get it will love it. People who don't will let you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's pre-shrunk. Wash it hot, wash it cold, it holds its shape. Your coping mechanisms should be this stable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad blur after ten washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people, yes. That's sort of the entire point. If you need a shirt that keeps the peace, you're on the wrong website.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost orders ship within 3-5 business days. Each shirt is printed when you order it, so give it a moment to exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379663310930,"sku":"PlantTreeCope-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379663343698,"sku":"PlantTreeCope-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379663376466,"sku":"PlantTreeCope-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379663409234,"sku":"PlantTreeCope-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379663442002,"sku":"PlantTreeCope-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379663474770,"sku":"PlantTreeCope-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379663507538,"sku":"PlantTreeCope-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Plant_A_Tree_Cope_Harder_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777150848","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/plant-a-tree-cope-harder-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}