{"product_id":"please-be-patient-im-a-terrible-person-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Please Be Patient I'm A Terrible Person Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Please Be Patient I'm A Terrible Person tee from Unethical Threads is a back-printed self-roast inspired by those \"student driver\" warning signs. It's basically a public service announcement for everyone walking behind you. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with zero illusions about themselves. The kind of person who'd rather warn you upfront than let you find out the hard way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is self-deprecating humor at its most efficient. No setup, no punchline, just a blanket disclaimer plastered across your back. It works at family dinners, office parties, or anywhere you've been asked to \"just try to be normal this time.\" You won't be normal. The shirt knows it. You know it. Now everyone behind you in the grocery store knows it too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a screen-printing afterthought\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because terrible people come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird going on up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't quit (unlike your relationships)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can walk away from conversations and still get the last word\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone terrible?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone who already knows what they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, some people buy their friends \"World's Best Dad\" mugs. That's lying. This is honesty. If you know someone who routinely makes poor decisions, says the wrong thing, or just generally tests the patience of everyone around them, this shirt saves you an awkward intervention. It says everything you've been thinking. They get to laugh. You get plausible deniability. Everybody wins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so people only get the warning after you've already passed them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone who needs to issue a public apology just by existing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton and pre-shrunk. Wash it however you want. Your personality is the only thing that'll deteriorate over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a self-roast. You're calling yourself the terrible person. If someone gets offended by you insulting yourself, that's a them problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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