{"product_id":"please-be-patient-im-a-terrible-person-funny-t-shirt","title":"Please Be Patient I'm A Terrible Person Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Please Be Patient I'm A Terrible Person tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who hit rock bottom on the self-improvement curve and decided to just warn people. A parody of the classic bumper sign, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've made peace with being the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your friends describe you as \"a lot\" and you take it as a compliment, welcome home. This shirt works for the office cynic, the group chat villain, the person who gets uninvited and somehow finds out anyway. Honestly, it's less of a fashion choice and more of a public service announcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (pairs well with poor life choices)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the design holds up through countless washes without cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because your moral flexibility deserves options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this actually make a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone you can't give a sincere compliment to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, holidays, or \"sorry I said that thing at dinner.\" If the recipient laughs, great. If they get offended, they probably needed a different friend group anyway. The sizing runs S to 4XL and the relaxed fit means you don't need to overthink it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colours is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It feels like a shirt that costs more than it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. That's sort of the point. If you're worried about offending people, this might not be your brand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42842805665874,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42842805698642,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42842805731410,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42842805764178,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842805796946,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842805829714,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842805862482,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42842805895250,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42842805928018,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42842805960786,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42842805993554,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842806026322,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842806059090,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842806091858,"sku":"PleaseBePatientTerriblePersonF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Please_Be_Patient_Im_A_Terrible_Person_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1792715707","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/please-be-patient-im-a-terrible-person-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}