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Available in black or white, so pick whichever matches your level of plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't fall apart after three washes like your composure did reading this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, 4XL, we don't gatekeep)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for people who like their necklines boring and their humor not\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays put, even if your dignity didn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. Possibly the most honest one you'll ever give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand this to the person who reads every sign wrong, every autocorrect wrong, and every innocent sentence wrong. They already know who they are. The Pneis Buttsxe tee just makes it official. They'll put it on knowing full well what they did, and they won't even pretend to be sorry about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Pneis Buttsxe mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. Those aren't real words. The fact that you read something else says everything about you and nothing about the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's on the back. The front stays clean so you can look perfectly innocent while people behind you have a crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you're built.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the color locked in. 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