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The kind of shirt that does its job the second someone squints at your chest and then immediately looks away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because the shirt is already doing enough without a fashion-forward collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that won't crack, peel, or conveniently fade before anyone reads it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Your call.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you want to tell someone you know exactly how their brain works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, White Elephant, Secret Santa, or just pure \"I saw this and thought of you\" energy. Fair warning: the recipient will either love you more or slightly less. There is no neutral outcome with this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExactly what's printed: Pneis Buttsxe You Read That Wrong Didn't You. If you read something else, that's between you and your brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Both equally effective at exposing people's reading habits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically everything on it is misspelled, so you could argue it says nothing inappropriate. 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