{"product_id":"poop-boob-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Poop Boob Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Poop Boob Tee from Unethical Threads stacks two words on your chest: poop on top, boob underneath. Boob is poop mirrored top to bottom: the p's flip into b's, the o's don't budge, and the bottom word reads as the top word's reflection. It's the dumbest smart thing typography has ever done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone whose sense of humor peaked in middle school and never fully recovered. The Poop Boob Tee is a funny novelty shirt for word-play fans, gag gift shoppers, and anyone who appreciates juvenile humor at its most distilled. Works for Secret Santa. Works for white elephant. Works anywhere the dress code is \"technically a shirt.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e The shirt has more structural integrity than the joke on it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Everyone gets to be this juvenile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Almost respectable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays crisp wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it's the ideal gag gift for when you want to be funny without any intellectual effort whatsoever. The Poop Boob Tee works for birthdays, white elephant rounds, or anyone who collects dumb funny t shirts like it's a personality trait. Hand it over. Watch them hold it up. That's it. That's the whole gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Poop Boob Tee actually look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo words on the front of the shirt: poop on top, boob underneath. Same font, same size, text only. No graphics, no images. That's the whole design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the poop boob wordplay work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoob is poop mirrored top to bottom. The p's flip into b's and the o's stay the same, so the bottom word reads as the top word's reflection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes and colors are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gag gift or Secret Santa pick?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It gets an immediate reaction, it's easy to wrap, and the joke lands without any explanation needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to hold up?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the text crisp and the colors locked in through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42637139378258,"sku":"PoopBoobF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42637139411026,"sku":"PoopBoobF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42637139443794,"sku":"PoopBoobF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42637139476562,"sku":"PoopBoobF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42637139509330,"sku":"PoopBoobF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42637139542098,"sku":"PoopBoobF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42637139574866,"sku":"PoopBoobF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42637139607634,"sku":"PoopBoobF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42637139640402,"sku":"PoopBoobF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42637139673170,"sku":"PoopBoobF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42637139705938,"sku":"PoopBoobF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42637139738706,"sku":"PoopBoobF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42637139771474,"sku":"PoopBoobF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42637139804242,"sku":"PoopBoobF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Poop_Boob_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787324374","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/poop-boob-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}