{"product_id":"pound-my-cake-daddy-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt-1","title":"Pound My Cake Daddy Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pound My Cake Daddy Tee is an inappropriate humor shirt from Unethical Threads that says exactly what you think it says. The design lives on the back, so you can walk away from any situation and still get the last word. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, zero subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked at baking innuendos in middle school and refused to grow out of it. Your friend who shows up to every potluck with a suspicious cake and a worse sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a shirt for people who commit to the bit. You wear the Pound My Cake Daddy Tee to the family barbecue not because you want attention, but because you genuinely think it's the funniest thing in the room. And honestly, you're probably right. The back print means they don't see it coming until you turn around, which is half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after a few wash cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (the joke doesn't discriminate by body type)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because not everything needs to be complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid instead of cracking and peeling like your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can make an entrance and an exit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an incredible gift if you know your audience. A terrible one if you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day, birthdays, white elephant exchanges where you actually want to win. The Pound My Cake Daddy Tee hits hardest when someone unwraps it in front of people. Buy it for the friend who already owns three shirts that would get them kicked out of a PTA meeting. They'll respect you for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, which means you get to choose when people see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric instead of sitting on top. Wash inside out on cold and it'll stay looking sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table and a beer fridge, maybe. If you work in HR, absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt material?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it and doesn't feel like you're wearing a napkin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42380057641042,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42380057673810,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42380057706578,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42380057739346,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42380057772114,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42380057804882,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42380057837650,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Pound_My_Cake_Daddy_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_eacd1f5c-d805-4cf1-b4e3-8911affb4bd6.png?v=1777279780","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/pound-my-cake-daddy-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt-1","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}