{"product_id":"pound-my-cake-daddy-tee-funny-t-shirt-1","title":"Pound My Cake Daddy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pound My Cake Daddy Tee is Unethical Threads at full volume. A heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone whose humor runs hot and whose apology game runs cold. Wear it, own it, watch the room split.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peak at barbecues and in group chats. The friend everyone's a little nervous to introduce to new people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your dad joke delivery has ever made a stranger physically recoil, congratulations, you've found your uniform. The Pound My Cake Daddy Tee sits right at that intersection of confidence and a complete lack of filter. It looks good there, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually has substance (no flimsy see-through nonsense here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this energy is not size-restricted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck, classic cut.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing experimental. Just a solid shirt with a questionable message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay locked in, wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, obviously, because you are going to need that after the cookout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for the person who's impossible to shop for because they already think everything is boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand someone the Pound My Cake Daddy Tee and watch their face cycle through surprise, delight, and immediate planning of where to wear it first. Works for Father's Day, birthdays, or a random Tuesday when you want to remind someone you truly understand their sense of humor. They will not forget this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but it runs standard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around my family?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your family. Some families would frame this. Others would stage an intervention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Father's Day gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the dad in question has ever made the whole table groan with a joke, yes. This is his shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck cut. It's a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42380057149522,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42380057182290,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42380057215058,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42380057247826,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42380057280594,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42380057313362,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42380057346130,"sku":"PoundCakeDaddyWF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Pound_My_Cake_Daddy_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_d3f155de-bf61-48db-9580-fdfc424ca1e7.png?v=1777279452","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/pound-my-cake-daddy-tee-funny-t-shirt-1","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}