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You're already gone by the time it hits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can actually handle the weight of this joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (no exclusions, just like your sense of humor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts longer than your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design, because some punchlines are better delivered on the way out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to ask, the answer is absolutely yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift for the person who already has a reputation. The person whose birthday card you can't buy at Hallmark. Giving someone the Precum Should Be Called Prenut Butter tee says \"I know exactly who you are\" better than any heartfelt note ever could. Wrap it or don't. They'll love it either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Precum Should Be Called Prenut Butter.\" That's it. That's the whole joke. It's printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack. The design is on the back of the shirt, so you leave people processing it after you've already walked away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. 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