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Nobody's excluded from this level of poor taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic, simple, the only conventional thing about this shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through every cycle. Your commitment to this joke should outlast your dignity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white, because even your worst take deserves options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if you know the person. This isn't a coworker-you-just-met kind of purchase. It's for best friends, siblings, or partners who already know the worst about you and stayed anyway. If they laugh at the title, buy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Prenut Butter tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough that you'll forget you're wearing something this inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it right and it'll hold its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that depends on your tolerance for strangers reading your chest and then making direct eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does DTG print mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDirect-to-garment. The design is printed into the fabric, not heat-pressed on top. 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