{"product_id":"prepare-uranus-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Prepare Uranus Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Prepare Uranus tee from Unethical Threads is a rebus puzzle printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. Four picture panels, almost no text, looks like a harmless fruit advert until someone reads the images out loud and the penny drops in the worst possible way. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat are the four pictures?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA pear with \"Pre\" beside it. The planet Uranus. A flame shaped like the number 4. A rooster. Innocent enough at a glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow say them out loud. In order. The Prepare Uranus tee is the kind of shirt that looks completely safe from across the room and gets exponentially worse the closer someone gets to reading it. You'll know the exact moment they crack it. Their face will tell you everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (fits the person who buys it, not just the mannequin)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around. The joke doesn't fade even if your standards do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, so you can walk away from people and still make your point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a phenomenal gift for someone who deserves to be a little uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, white elephants, \"sorry I crashed your car\" situations. The Prepare Uranus backprint gets unwrapped and either put on immediately or stared at in confused silence until the puzzle clicks. Either reaction is correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Prepare Uranus shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a rebus. Four pictures that spell something out when you say them in order. We're not going to do your homework for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The whole point is that people behind you get to solve the puzzle while you walk away, blissfully unaware (or pretending to be).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit in both black and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this get me in trouble?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's just pictures of fruit, a planet, fire, and a bird. What people decode is on them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printed on heavyweight cotton. 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