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It's also for the person buying it for that friend, because you already know exactly who they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a conference freebie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because a V-neck would fundamentally change the energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. The front says nothing. Just like a true professional.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExtremely well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is what you buy when a card feels lazy but actual thoughtfulness is off-brand for your relationship. Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, retirement parties (real or ironic), or anyone who played an instrument in school and still brings it up. They'll know you get them. That's the whole gift, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is genuinely not our department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this make a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's low effort on your part and maximum reaction on theirs. 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