{"product_id":"public-ball-washing-station-funny-t-shirt","title":"Public Ball Washing Station Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Public Ball Washing Station Tee from Unethical Threads is a sign-parody graphic tee that turns you into a clearly marked public facility. Arrow pointing up, official signage formatting, full commitment to the bit. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who enjoy making strangers deeply uncomfortable in the checkout line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your sense of humor involves deadpan commitment to an absurd premise, this is your uniform. The sign-parody layout does all the heavy lifting. No winking, no \"just kidding\" energy. You're a designated facility now. Act accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go translucent after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-neck ball washing station attendants aren't a thing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually holds up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print only. The back is yours. We're not greedy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for someone you know well enough to insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're debating whether they'd find this funny, the answer is probably no. But if you're already texting them the link while reading this, you don't need our permission. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Public Ball Washing Station Tee look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's styled like official public facility signage with an upward arrow and the words \"Public Ball Washing Station.\" The wearer becomes the sign. Front print only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers. No cracking, no peeling, no sad slow death of your favorite joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. 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