{"product_id":"pumpkin-halloween-gym-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Pump-Kin Halloween Gym Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pump-Kin Halloween Gym Tee from Unethical Threads puts four impossibly jacked jack-o'-lanterns through a cemetery pose-down under a purple moon. Halloween meets leg day on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think October is the best month and also think about their squat numbers more than is probably healthy. The overlap between gym rats and horror fans is bigger than you'd expect, and this shirt lives right in the middle of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the gym, a Halloween party, or the grocery store when you want a stranger to nod at you with respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives both deadlift chalk and candy corn season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are for a different kind of party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so those colors aren't going anywhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a Halloween costume?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's better than a costume. Costumes end up in a trash bag by November 2nd. The Pump-Kin Halloween Gym Tee is a shirt you can wear to October leg day without explaining yourself, then throw on again for the party that night. Nobody's going to mistake you for that guy in the store-bought skeleton onesie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Pump-Kin Halloween Gym Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you want that oversized gym look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Both look good under gym lighting and questionable Halloween party lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and those jacked pumpkins stay jacked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for the office Halloween party?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's muscular pumpkins in a cemetery, not an HR violation. You'll be fine. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42661008080978,"sku":"PumpkinF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42661008113746,"sku":"PumpkinF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42661008146514,"sku":"PumpkinF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42661008179282,"sku":"PumpkinF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42661008212050,"sku":"PumpkinF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42661008244818,"sku":"PumpkinF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42661008277586,"sku":"PumpkinF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42661008310354,"sku":"PumpkinF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42661008343122,"sku":"PumpkinF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42661008375890,"sku":"PumpkinF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42661008408658,"sku":"PumpkinF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42661008441426,"sku":"PumpkinF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42661008474194,"sku":"PumpkinF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42661008506962,"sku":"PumpkinF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Pump-Kin_Halloween_Gym_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1788201389","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/pumpkin-halloween-gym-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}