{"product_id":"pumpkin-spice-slut-funny-t-shirt","title":"Pumpkin Spice Slut Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Pumpkin Spice Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who treats the first cool morning of September like a national holiday. Available in black or white, S to 4XL. You already know if this is yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person who has a candle lit before September 1st and strong opinions about when flannel season officially begins. They've decided autumn is their whole identity, and honestly, they're not wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt just makes the announcement official. Three words, stacked, no explanation. If you have to ask, it's not for you. If you smiled a little, it already is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. The kind you actually want to put on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts your commitment to hot yoga\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat if pumpkin spice isn't my weakness?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair. The Slut line at Unethical Threads has options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Liquor Slut, and more are already in the store. Everyone has a thing they can't say no to. Find the shirt that matches yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Pumpkin Spice Slut Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt only for fall?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt hits hardest from September through November, but pumpkin spice people don't have an off-season. Wear it whenever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. \"Slut\" here means appetite, not anything else. If someone can't handle a joke about loving a seasonal flavor too much, that's their problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat color does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever referred to autumn as \"their season,\" yes. 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