{"product_id":"ramen-slut-funny-t-shirt","title":"Ramen Slut Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Ramen Slut Tee from Unethical Threads puts your noodle devotion in print on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL. Part of the Slut collection, because one food obsession was never going to be enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's eaten ramen three nights straight and felt nothing but warmth. College students, late-shift workers, home cooks who own a ceramic bowl that cost more than their rent but still reach for the instant stuff at midnight. If you've ever described broth as \"life-changing\" to someone who did not ask, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that outlasts your resolve in the noodle aisle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the lettering stays crisp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life treats ramen like a personality trait, this saves you the trouble of writing a card. The Slut lineup covers beer, iced coffee, hot dogs, liquor, and more, so if ramen doesn't land, there's one that will. Pick their obsession. We've got the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Ramen Slut Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink bonds directly into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. Clean, simple, reads from across the room in either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre there other shirts like this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Slut collection includes Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Liquor Slut, and more. Find the one that matches your particular weakness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the sizing true to fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you're between sizes, your usual size will be fine.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42734880915538,"sku":"RamenSlutF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42734880948306,"sku":"RamenSlutF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42734880981074,"sku":"RamenSlutF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42734881013842,"sku":"RamenSlutF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42734881046610,"sku":"RamenSlutF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42734881079378,"sku":"RamenSlutF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42734881112146,"sku":"RamenSlutF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42734881144914,"sku":"RamenSlutF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42734881177682,"sku":"RamenSlutF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42734881210450,"sku":"RamenSlutF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42734881243218,"sku":"RamenSlutF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42734881275986,"sku":"RamenSlutF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42734881308754,"sku":"RamenSlutF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42734881341522,"sku":"RamenSlutF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Ramen_Slut_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1789471298","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/ramen-slut-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}