{"product_id":"ready-for-sundress-season-my-balls-dont-breathe-right-in-jeans-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Ready For Sundress Season My Balls Don't Breathe Right In Jeans Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Ready For Sundress Season My Balls Don't Breathe Right In Jeans tee from Unethical Threads is the warm-weather proclamation your wardrobe didn't know it needed. A bull's head and a deeply relatable truth, printed on the back of the shirt. Because some statements hit harder when you're already walking away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever peeled denim off their thighs in July and thought \"never again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is for the guys who switched to basketball shorts in May and never looked back, the grillmasters who treat Memorial Day like a personal holiday, and anyone whose comfort standards start below the belt. It's also weirdly popular as a couples shirt. We don't ask questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL, because breathability is for every body\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird going on up top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle (unlike your dignity at the family cookout)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so people read it as you walk away from conversations you were never part of\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I Wear This Around My Family?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically yes. Should you? That depends entirely on which family members you're still trying to impress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back print means nobody sees it coming until you've already passed them, which is either a feature or a problem depending on your Thanksgiving dynamics. For the record, our customer service inbox says this shirt has both started and ended relationships. Net neutral, statistically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack print only. The front is blank so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart because \"relaxed\" means different things to different people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast most of your relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does the shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white. The bull doesn't do pastels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you work somewhere that lets you wear graphic tees, you probably already know the answer. 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