{"product_id":"ready-for-sundress-season-my-balls-dont-breathe-right-in-jeans-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Ready For Sundress Season My Balls Don't Breathe Right In Jeans Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Ready For Sundress Season My Balls Don't Breathe Right In Jeans tee from Unethical Threads is for every man who's looked at a sundress and thought \"honestly, same.\" Heavyweight cotton graphic tee with a bull who gets the struggle. Black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuys who've accepted that jeans in July are a form of self-harm. This is the shirt for cookouts, pool parties, and anywhere you'd normally be adjusting every five minutes. The bull on the front is your spirit animal. He gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives every summer event you get dragged to\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (big guys need airflow too)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because we're solving one wardrobe problem at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that holds its color, not some iron-on disaster that cracks after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, both pair nicely with cargo shorts and regret\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know a guy who complains about heat from May to September, this is his love language. It's perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where a gift card feels lazy but you still want to spend under fifty bucks. He'll wear it. A lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, which means the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProbably. But the people it offends are the same people who think jeans in August are fine. Their opinions don't count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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