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This just puts it in print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (important given the subject matter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because a deep V would send a different message entirely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than most friendships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you're comfortable with where you stand in the ranking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend who already has no filter. Give it to the one who makes the whole group chat uncomfortable on a Tuesday afternoon for no reason. Just maybe don't give it to someone you're still trying to impress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Real Friends Boobs tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs a little easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not a plastic layer on top. Color holds through the wash cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in both colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of audacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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