{"product_id":"red-flags-fuck-better-funny-t-shirt","title":"Red Flags Fuck Better Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Red Flags Fuck Better Tee from Unethical Threads is a heavyweight cotton graphic tee for anyone who's accepted that the walking disasters are simply better in bed. Available in black or white, unisex S-4XL. Your therapist will have thoughts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've been the red flag and aren't pretending otherwise. You know the type. They've ruined someone's sleep schedule at least once, probably more, and they're not losing any sleep over it. This is the shirt for that very specific kind of self-awareness that comes with absolutely no intention of changing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle your worst decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex regular fit, sizes S through 4XL (bad choices come in all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because at least something about you is classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the color holds up longer than your relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life has earned the title of red flag and wears it with pride, this is the move. It works for birthdays, breakup anniversaries, or any occasion where \"I see you for exactly who you are\" counts as affection. Just make sure they have a sense of humor. Actually, if they're a red flag, they definitely do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex regular fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design won't crack, peel, or fade into some sad ghost of itself after washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's the point. If you need permission to wear it, it's probably not for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I machine wash this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. 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