Rehab is for Quitters Hoodie

The Rehab is for Quitters hoodie from Unethical Threads is for the person who looked at self-improvement and said "nah." Heavyweight, warm, and fully committed to your worst habits. You're not quitting anything except maybe sobriety.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been told they have a problem and took it as a compliment.

The gym crowd that pre-games leg day. The friend who brings Fireball to a baby shower. If you've ever been the reason someone made a group chat without you, this hoodie gets it.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a commitment you'll actually keep
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, we got the big boys covered)
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that won't crack, peel, or fade when you inevitably spill on it
• Machine washable, which is good because you'll need that

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift.

For the friend who thinks AA stands for "Always Alcoholic." For the gym bro who confuses protein shakes and cocktails. Wrap it in a brown paper bag for full effect. They'll love you for it, or at least they'll love the hoodie.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Rehab is for Quitters hoodie run true to size?

It's a relaxed unisex fit. Go with your normal size for that comfortable, slightly oversized look. Size up if you want full couch-potato energy.

Will this hoodie shrink in the wash?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll hold up fine. We can't say the same about your reputation.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design holds up for the long haul.

Can I wear this to the gym?

You can wear it anywhere you want. That's kind of the whole point.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Everyone gets to make questionable fashion choices equally.