RIP My Granny She Got Hit By A Bazooka Queen Elizabeth Tee

The RIP My Granny She Got Hit By A Bazooka Queen Elizabeth Tee from Unethical Threads is the crossover nobody asked for and everybody needed. The viral song. The Queen. One shirt. You either get it or you don't.

Who actually wears this?

People who heard the song once and it lived in their head rent-free for six months. People who think the royal family could use a little less reverence.

Honestly, if you've ever sent that clip to a group chat at 2am, this is your shirt. It's a loyalty test for your sense of humor and a filter for people you don't need in your life.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (yes, we see you, big humans)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for job interviews
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors won't bail after a few washes
• Machine washable, because we're not monsters

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. The Queen catching a bazooka is not exactly Hallmark material.

But that's sort of the point. If you wanted safe, you'd be shopping at Target right now. You're here because your sense of humor makes people nervous, and this shirt is proof of concept.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt true to size?
It runs true to size with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What does DTG print mean?
DTG stands for direct-to-garment. The design is printed directly into the fabric, so it won't crack or peel like a cheap iron-on.

Can I wear this to a family gathering?
You can. Whether you should is a different question entirely.

How should I wash this shirt?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The print holds up, but don't treat it like it owes you money.

Do you ship internationally?
Yes. We ship worldwide because bad taste has no borders.