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The design lives on the back of the shirt, so from the front you look totally normal. Then you turn around and the party starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, everyone gets to be inappropriate)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because even crude humor deserves a clean neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks in the text so it stays vivid through the wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back. Front is blank. Plausible deniability included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Bachelor Party Shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was practically designed for one. Rock Out With Your Cock Out in bold block letters across the back is peak bachelor party energy, and group orders exist for a reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso works for concerts, tailgates, camping trips, or any event where your dignity is already off the table. Honestly, if you're scrolling this page, you already know the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you get the fun reveal when you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print is made to hold up. Follow the care instructions and the text stays readable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that depends on your tolerance for dirty looks and high fives in equal measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who laughs at crude humor and has a birthday, concert, or bachelor party coming up, this is the move.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42443151933522,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42443151966290,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42443151999058,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42443152031826,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42443152064594,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42443152097362,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42443152130130,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42443152162898,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42443152195666,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42443152228434,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42443152261202,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42443152293970,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42443152326738,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42443152359506,"sku":"RockOutCOutBack-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Rock_Out_With_Your_Cock_Out_Funny_Crude_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1781204576","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/rock-out-with-your-cock-out-funny-crude-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}