{"product_id":"rock-your-cock-out-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Rock Your Cock Out Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Rock Your Cock Out Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print graphic tee that lets everyone behind you know exactly where you stand. It's crude, it's funny, and if you need it explained, this probably isn't your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think subtlety is overrated. You wear this to cookouts, dive bars, and anywhere your sense of humor does the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design sits on the back of the shirt, so you don't even have to make eye contact while it does its thing. Walk away and let the shirt talk. That's the whole move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good jokes come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (revolutionary, we know)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't bail after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back, so you can play innocent from the front\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If you know someone who'd laugh at this, you already know exactly who it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Rock Your Cock Out Tee is the gift that says \"I know your sense of humor and I respect it.\" Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just because you saw it and thought of them. Which is either flattering or concerning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the Rock Your Cock Out Tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is blank, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing holds up well. Wash inside out on cold and tumble dry low for the longest life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. We're going to say probably not, but we don't know your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's the shirt material like?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a solid, substantial feel. Not flimsy, not stiff. Just right for a shirt that's doing this much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42380063637586,"sku":"RockOutRoosterBB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42380063670354,"sku":"RockOutRoosterBB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42380063703122,"sku":"RockOutRoosterBB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42380063735890,"sku":"RockOutRoosterBB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42380063768658,"sku":"RockOutRoosterBB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42380063801426,"sku":"RockOutRoosterBB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42380063834194,"sku":"RockOutRoosterBB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Rock_Your_Cock_Out_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777281432","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/rock-your-cock-out-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}