Run From The IRS Tee

The Run From The IRS Marathon tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose preferred form of exercise is avoiding federal agents. Heavyweight cotton, sharp DTG print, and the kind of energy that says you filed an extension and you're not sorry about it.

Who actually wears this?

People who think April 15th is a horror movie. Your libertarian uncle, your crypto buddy who "forgot" about capital gains, and honestly, anyone who's ever Googled "is bartering taxable." If you've ever described the IRS as "basically a subscription I didn't sign up for," this shirt was made for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like quality, not like a disposable campaign tee
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (tax evasion doesn't discriminate by body type)
• Crew neck classic cut
• DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than your tax refund
• Pre-shrunk, because the only thing shrinking should be the government

Is this a good gift for someone who hates taxes?

That's literally everyone, so yes. Works for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive care package during tax season. Pair it with a bottle of something strong and a blank 1040 form for the full experience.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt going to get me audited?

No, but it might get you a knowing nod from your accountant. The IRS has bigger fish to fry than your t-shirt collection.

What sizes does the Run From The IRS tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. This shirt will outlast your patience with the tax code.

Is this actually about tax evasion?

It's a joke on a t-shirt, not a financial strategy. Please file your taxes. Or don't. We're not your parents.