{"product_id":"s-is-for-silent-treatment-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"S Is For Silent Treatment Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe S Is For Silent Treatment Tee from Unethical Threads features an elegant couple mid-dance while he clarifies he's not giving her the silent treatment. You're just annoying. Part of our red-flag alphabet series, printed on heavyweight cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've been accused of stonewalling when they were genuinely just done talking. Couples who weaponize quiet time and think it's hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your love language is \"leaving someone on read in real life,\" this is your uniform. Also a brutally honest gift for anyone whose relationship runs on plausible deniability and selective hearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up better than most relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (because V-necks are their own red flag)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that stays sharp through every wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, so it fits the same on day one and day one hundred\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you actually give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you want to be remembered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend who perfected strategic silence, the partner who thinks \"I'm fine\" counts as communication, or anyone who treats emotional unavailability like a competitive sport. Works for birthdays, anti-Valentine's Day, or any occasion where you want someone to laugh and then quietly question your judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the S Is For Silent Treatment Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Runs comfortable, not boxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG (direct-to-garment) print keeps colors sharp through every wash cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlmost certainly. That's the whole point. Unethical Threads makes apparel for people who find the line and walk right past it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Feels like a real shirt, not a gas station impulse buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this part of a series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The S Is For Silent Treatment Tee is part of the red-flag alphabet collection from Unethical Threads. Each letter covers a different relationship crime.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42512932601938,"sku":"SIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42512932634706,"sku":"SIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42512932667474,"sku":"SIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42512932700242,"sku":"SIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42512932733010,"sku":"SIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42512932765778,"sku":"SIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42512932798546,"sku":"SIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/S_Is_For_Silent_Treatment_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784400157","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/s-is-for-silent-treatment-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}