{"product_id":"san-antonio-alien-vintage-bootleg-spurs-basketball-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"San Antonio Alien Vintage Bootleg Spurs Basketball Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe San Antonio Alien Vintage Bootleg Spurs Basketball Tee from Unethical Threads reimagines Victor Wembanyama as a green extraterrestrial in full 90s bootleg rap-tee glory. Chrome emblem, glowing green lettering, alien Wemby throwing lightning in the Spurs #1 jersey. It's the shirt the NBA doesn't want you to wear courtside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually buying a Wemby alien shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBasketball fans who understood the nickname before ESPN explained it. People who collect bootleg tees. Anyone who watched a 7-foot-4 French teenager block shots like he arrived from another galaxy and thought, yeah, that tracks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever tried to explain the 90s bootleg rap-tee aesthetic to someone who wasn't there, stop. Just wear this. The chrome, the glow, the energy bolts. It speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a logo on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Everybody gets to rep the alien\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. No surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the glowing green stays glowing green, not cracked-and-peeling green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack only.\u003c\/strong\u003e You can't do neon alien energy on heather gray. Physics won't allow it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift for a Spurs fan?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt works as a gift for a Spurs fan who has a sense of humor, which is most of them after the last decade. This is the Defensive Player of the Year rendered as a literal alien on a bootleg tee. If they don't immediately put it on, you picked the wrong Spurs fan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso pairs well with the NBA Finals, arguments about whether Wemby is the best defender since prime Hakeem, and any bar in San Antonio.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an official NBA or Spurs product?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. It's bootleg-style art, not a licensed jersey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is it only available in black?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe glowing green alien design needs a dark background to hit right. Trust the process.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is the alien supposed to be?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you have to ask, you might not be the target audience. But yes, it's Wemby.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42441430532178,"sku":"SanAntonioAlienFront-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42441430564946,"sku":"SanAntonioAlienFront-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42441430597714,"sku":"SanAntonioAlienFront-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42441430630482,"sku":"SanAntonioAlienFront-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42441430663250,"sku":"SanAntonioAlienFront-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42441430696018,"sku":"SanAntonioAlienFront-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42441430728786,"sku":"SanAntonioAlienFront-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/San_Antonio_Alien_Vintage_Bootleg_Spurs_Basketball_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1781106505","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/san-antonio-alien-vintage-bootleg-spurs-basketball-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}