{"product_id":"san-antonio-aliens-vintage-basketball-logo-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"San Antonio Aliens Vintage Basketball Logo Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe San Antonio Aliens Vintage Basketball Logo Tee from Unethical Threads is a distressed retro team-crest parody on black heavyweight cotton. Grey alien head, basketball, stars, EST. 1967, the whole fake-franchise treatment in weathered white ink. If you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBasketball fans with taste and a functioning sense of humor. The kind of person who watched a certain 7'4\" specimen do things on a court that shouldn't be physically possible and thought, yeah, that's not human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vintage athletic logo style reads as a legit throwback to anyone who doesn't look too closely. You'll get knowing nods at watch parties and confused squints from people who Google \"San Antonio Aliens\" and find nothing. Both reactions are correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin someone screenprinted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (we know, groundbreaking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors survive your laundry habits, whatever those are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack only, because white ink on black is the move and we're not debating it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if the person you're buying for has a sense of humor and watches basketball. If they write angry letters to the league office, maybe get them socks instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of shirt that gets a slow nod of respect at a bar during the Finals. It's a litmus test disguised as a tee. No gift receipt needed for the right person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the San Antonio Aliens tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an official NBA shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. No league affiliation, just appreciation and a functioning sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is it only available in black?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is weathered white ink that needs a dark background to work. It wouldn't hit the same on any other color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing is durable. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and skip the dryer if you're feeling protective. The distressed look is intentional, so minor wear just adds character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does EST. 1967 mean on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's part of the vintage team-crest parody. Fake founding year for a not-so-fake franchise reference. Adds to the throwback energy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42441449177170,"sku":"SanAntonioAliensLogoFront-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42441449209938,"sku":"SanAntonioAliensLogoFront-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42441449242706,"sku":"SanAntonioAliensLogoFront-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42441449275474,"sku":"SanAntonioAliensLogoFront-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42441449308242,"sku":"SanAntonioAliensLogoFront-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42441449341010,"sku":"SanAntonioAliensLogoFront-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42441449373778,"sku":"SanAntonioAliensLogoFront-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/San_Antonio_Aliens_Vintage_Basketball_Logo_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1781109949","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/san-antonio-aliens-vintage-basketball-logo-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}