{"product_id":"sarcasm-its-how-i-hug-funny-t-shirt","title":"Sarcasm It's How I Hug Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sarcasm It's How I Hug Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who show affection through well-timed insults. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S-4XL. If your love language involves making people question whether you actually like them, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's been told \"you know, not everything has to be sarcastic\" and took it as a compliment. This shirt is basically a public service announcement for the people in your life who keep mistaking your tone for hostility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're not mean. You're emotionally efficient. And now you have the shirt to prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, sarcasm comes in every size)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're difficult, not complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the laundry neglect you call a routine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. Possibly the most honest gift you'll ever give someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the friend who says \"I'm fine\" in seventeen different tones, the coworker whose compliments always feel like a trap, or your partner who you genuinely love but whose primary method of showing it is roasting you at dinner. It's clean, it's giftable, and it says \"I get you\" without you having to say that out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt actually soft or just funny?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Comfortable enough to wear all day while emotionally devastating everyone around you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does the Sarcasm It's How I Hug Tee come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Sarcasm is universal and so is the size range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the colors hold up. Your personality is permanent and now so is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. 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