{"product_id":"save-the-whales-they-will-be-fine-karen-funny-t-shirt","title":"Save The Whales They Will Be Fine Karen Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Save The Whales They Will Be Fine Karen Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's been cornered at a party by someone who peaked during their Greenpeace phase. Heavyweight cotton, unisex relaxed fit, and a polite suggestion that the whales are handling it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who love animals but love silence more. If you've ever nodded through a thirty-minute monologue about dolphin-safe tuna while trying to eat a sandwich, this shirt is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also for the crowd that understands caring about things and being insufferable about things are two very different skills. You can do both, but Karen chose a lane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate after three washes like your commitment to reusable bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (no whale-for-scale sizing chart, sorry)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because V-necks are a whole different controversy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e bonds ink directly to the fabric, so the design stays vivid longer than Karen's attention span for actual marine biology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e so it fits the same on day one and day one hundred, unlike Karen's patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift if the recipient has ever muttered \"they'll be fine\" under their breath at a fundraiser. If they run the fundraiser, maybe pivot to a gift card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, this works for birthdays, white elephants, or just showing up to brunch with a point of view. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about whales?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt references the classic \"save the whales\" slogan with a comedic twist. The whales are metaphorically fine. Karen, however, may need a moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers. The design stays put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow should I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCold wash, tumble dry low. Turn it inside out if you want to baby the print. That's the whole routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf their name is Karen and they have strong opinions about marine mammals, yes. Everyone else will be fine. Much like the whales.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379660787794,"sku":"SaveWhalesFineKaren-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379660820562,"sku":"SaveWhalesFineKaren-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379660853330,"sku":"SaveWhalesFineKaren-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379660886098,"sku":"SaveWhalesFineKaren-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379660918866,"sku":"SaveWhalesFineKaren-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379660951634,"sku":"SaveWhalesFineKaren-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379660984402,"sku":"SaveWhalesFineKaren-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Save_The_Whales_They_Will_Be_Fine_Karen_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777150293","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/save-the-whales-they-will-be-fine-karen-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}