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Bachelorette parties, bar crawls, any night where \"responsible choices\" isn't on the agenda.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because we're not reinventing the wheel here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't bail after the first wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can match your chaos to your aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who says this phrase unironically? It's not a good gift. It's the only gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, bachelorette parties, \"just because I saw this and thought of you\" situations. This is the shirt equivalent of tagging someone in a meme. They'll know you get them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, keeping things clean while your back does all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG printing method keeps colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up through plenty of questionable nights out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust black and white for now. Pick the one that matches your going-out personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, go for it. 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